1. Haters gonna hate, hate, hate
2. You know you have an alarm on your phone, right?
3. That’s how you know you’ve finally reached the top of the mountain.
4. I really need to know what happened next.
5. Sometimes bad ideas can take a sharp turn into absolutely terrible ideas.
6. No potato left behind!
7. Even mom can push the boundaries with just the right text.
8. Don’t change your name and then tease me with these magnificent empty promises.
9. It might be time to cut off this friendship. There’s no going back from this moment.
10. Texts like this let you know your friendship is on a whole other level.
11. How is it even possible to be the third wheel via text?
12. Hmm, can you be a little more specific?
13. It doesn’t make sense, but at the same time it makes all the sense in the world.