When your date is a bottle of vodka.
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When you respond to your own texts.
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When you steal a llama from a circus and taking him around town.
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When you thought your were Captain Jack Sparrow.
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When you attempt to use a taco as ID…
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…or a cheeseburger as a shoe.
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When you count this as one glass of wine.
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When you’ve crashed your car.
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When you ride a pig down the sidewalk and never drop your drink.
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When you need help taking your DUI mugshot.
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When you’re more concerned about your drink than getting hit in the face with the bouquet.
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When this is your daily yoga routine.
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When you’ve made out with beer on national television.
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When you find this in the morning because you were saving it for later.
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When you wear this tie to work everyday.
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When you pretend to be pregnant.
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When your recliner has a built-in beer dispenser.
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When this is your outfit for a night on the town.
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When you make Craigslist ads for someone to drive you to Taco Bell.
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When you perform some late night gardening.
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When your wedding reception is a beer pong tournament.
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When you need a drink while brushing your hair.
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When you want him.
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When you are defeated by a sliding door.
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When you finish an entire keg during a round of golf.
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When your most important property is beer.
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When this isn’t even the largest beer pong game you’ve played.
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When you can barely walk but still make an attempt to get some more beer.
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When you’ve experienced a bad flash mob/intervention.
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