“What are Finger Hands?” you might wonder.
They’re vinyl finger puppets shaped like tiny hands.
“Why do these exist?” you might ask.
Well, look how useful an extra set of tiny hands can be.
“That doesn’t look useful at all” you might say.
Hey! Look! This guy is playing the guitar with his Finger Hands.
These two just closed a tiny deal.
And these guys are rejoicing in a high twenty-five.
Finger Hands. They exist because [reasons].