Pizza makes for a great pillow when you’re drunk.
All that effort and you didn’t even make it to the bed.
Now add in a table blanket and you got yourself a perfect resting place.
Keep the party going in the bathroom.
Wait until you get home to take your clothes off.
Take clothes off then hang them up.
Don’t lose your keys.
Going down the stairs is difficult.
So is going up.
At least he passed out and pissed himself before getting in the car.
No need to worry about cleaning up a mess with this sleeping position.
If you can’t even stand up, you’ve had enough.
I need more chips.
Here is one advantage of really big boobs.
Beer goes in fridge, not you.
How to wake up with a bad hangover and backache.
I love plant.
Couch, you so comfy.
Dogs also like to join in on the fun.
Pass me another Luigi.
Taking a picture to remember the good times.
Ever get so wasted you decided to ride a pig?
Don’t roll over.
When you get back home you can immediately pass out.