1. Guys, we really need to get the quality weed that this guy is most certainly smoking.
2. These are this strong guy’s real muscles.
3. Angelica is so lucky to have a chance with this guy and his sexy wobbly arm.
4. This is totally the guy Kim Kardashian dated before Kanye came along.
5. I’m totally jealous of this girl’s totally real thigh gap.
6. What a 100% authentic inspiration to us all. #blessed
7. This guy’s tiny car (that is totally his, by the way), probably gets great gas mileage.
8. This sexy beast is setting unrealistic (BUT VERY REAL) expectations for men everywhere.
9. This guy’s arm is so perfect that it must be protected from the sun at all costs.
10. How rude of some people to assume that this woman is not naturally pixelated.
11. I sure wish my boobs were so big that everything around me bent to accommodate them.
12. I can’t believe there are enough people questioning this hunk’s authenticity that he’d need to write this.
13. This kid is so buff he has abs on his chin.
14. And I’m totally drooling over this guy’s hard-earned… wait, are those the same abs?
A quick Google search for “abs” has confirmed that a lot of people have the same abs.
15. I need this guy to help me around the house using only that arm.
16. Try not to swoon, ladies. It’s not often you find such a sculpted beast.
17. Couldn’t you just get lost in this girl’s obviously blue eyes?
18. Your vacation is nothing compared to the place this girl totally went to.
19. This kid should get off the car he’s most certainly sitting on, or he’ll scratch the paint.
20. Guys love a girl who squats. Like this one.
21. These two look like the happiest couple ever.
22. This girl is trying out the hip new clothing line called “MS Paint.”
23. WHOA THERE. This kid had better watch out before those lions (that he is petting, as you can plainly see) eat him!
24. Someone needs to find this girl so she can teach me how to do eye makeup like hers.
25. Check out these sweet new kicks that this guy is absolutely wearing.
26. If only we could all lay our heads down in a bed like this just like this guy definitely does every night.
27. Moses probably could have parted the Red Sea even faster if he had boobs like this girl.