1. Guys, we really need to get the quality weed that this guy is most certainly smoking.
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2. These are this strong guy’s real muscles.
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3. Angelica is so lucky to have a chance with this guy and his sexy wobbly arm.
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4. This is totally the guy Kim Kardashian dated before Kanye came along.
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5. I’m totally jealous of this girl’s totally real thigh gap.
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6. What a 100% authentic inspiration to us all. #blessed
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7. This guy’s tiny car (that is totally his, by the way), probably gets great gas mileage.
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8. This sexy beast is setting unrealistic (BUT VERY REAL) expectations for men everywhere.
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9. This guy’s arm is so perfect that it must be protected from the sun at all costs.
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10. How rude of some people to assume that this woman is not naturally pixelated.
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11. I sure wish my boobs were so big that everything around me bent to accommodate them.
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12. I can’t believe there are enough people questioning this hunk’s authenticity that he’d need to write this.
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13. This kid is so buff he has abs on his chin.
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14. And I’m totally drooling over this guy’s hard-earned… wait, are those the same abs?
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A quick Google search for “abs” has confirmed that a lot of people have the same abs

15. I need this guy to help me around the house using only that arm.
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16. Try not to swoon, ladies. It’s not often you find such a sculpted beast.
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17. Couldn’t you just get lost in this girl’s obviously blue eyes?
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18. Your vacation is nothing compared to the place this girl totally went to.
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19. This kid should get off the car he’s most certainly sitting on, or he’ll scratch the paint.
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20. Guys love a girl who squats. Like this one. 
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21. These two look like the happiest couple ever.
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22. This girl is trying out the hip new clothing line called “MS Paint.”
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So trendy.

23. WHOA THERE. This kid had better watch out before those lions (that he is petting, as you can plainly see) eat him!
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24. Someone needs to find this girl so she can teach me how to do eye makeup like hers. 
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25. Check out these sweet new kicks that this guy is absolutely wearing.
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26. If only we could all lay our heads down in a bed like this just like this guy definitely does every night.
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27. Moses probably could have parted the Red Sea even faster if he had boobs like this girl.
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