Let’s face it, picking your baby’s name can be a deceptively hard decision. I mean you have your friends and family always judging, just waiting for you to make a mistake so they can hurl their unwanted opinions your way. So what’s one to do? Fear not, there exists a Swiss company that for the not-so-low price of $32,000, they will have their team of “experts” come up with a name that your baby wouldn’t share with anyone else in the world. How generous of them, right?