Shark Tank, the pitch-your-product show that has aired since 2009, has had a ton of amazing ideas showcased to its judges and audience.

These are not those products. These are the other ideas.

PartiePoche

The PartiePoche (not a typo) is a leg strap cell phone holder for ladies who are "up in da' club," so all she has to do is reach under her dress every time she gets a text.