You see those people smiling while moving furniture? That’s a complete lie. If you don’t use movers you have to guilt your friends into giving up a Saturday to carry a seemingly endless amount of boxes for you. Whoever gets the box marked “Books” will not be your friend after today.
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If you’re not using movers it’s because you were trying to save money, which means you can’t pay your friends that are helping you. They end up getting “paid” in Papa John’s pizza that they have to eat on the drive over. What a pal!
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Since your friends were nice enough to help you out, you not allowed to get upset when one of them inevitably scratches or drops an expensive piece of furniture. What are you going to do, take back their slice of cheese pizza? You didn’t even splurge for a topping, you monster.
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You see those people smiling while moving furniture? That’s a complete lie. If you don’t use movers you have to guilt your friends into giving up a Saturday to carry a seemingly endless amount of boxes for you. Whoever gets the box marked “Books” will not be your friend after today.
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If you’re not using movers it’s because you were trying to save money, which means you can’t pay your friends that are helping you. They end up getting “paid” in Papa John’s pizza that they have to eat on the drive over. What a pal!
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Since your friends were nice enough to help you out, you not allowed to get upset when one of them inevitably scratches or drops an expensive piece of furniture. What are you going to do, take back their slice of cheese pizza? You didn’t even splurge for a topping, you monster.
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If you do decide to use movers, they’ll tell you to be ready for them at 7am on the dot. You’ll be ready at 6am just to be safe. And then you’ll wait. And then wait some more. They’ll show up by noon, if you’re lucky.
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If you do decide to use movers, they’ll tell you to be ready for them at 7am on the dot. You’ll be ready at 6am just to be safe. And then you’ll wait. And then wait some more. They’ll show up by noon, if you’re lucky.
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You won’t realize how filthy your carpet is until you move the couch and realize the carpet looks like a family of coal miners did the worm across your living room for the last 18 months. So long deposit!
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You tried to avoid being a last minute packer, but the problem with that is now you have to spend the last week in your old place sitting on the floor and staring at the wall because everything is in boxes. You’re basically in a coma.
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You get to play a fun game called “Has anyone seen the cat and are we sure we didn’t seal him up in a box?”
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You won’t realize how filthy your carpet is until you move the couch and realize the carpet looks like a family of coal miners did the worm across your living room for the last 18 months. So long deposit!
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You tried to avoid being a last minute packer, but the problem with that is now you have to spend the last week in your old place sitting on the floor and staring at the wall because everything is in boxes. You’re basically in a coma.
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You get to play a fun game called “Has anyone seen the cat and are we sure we didn’t seal him up in a box?”
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When you moved into your old apartment it wasn’t the cleanest and the previous tenants got their deposit back in full. For some reason when you move out your landlord decides to inspect it like it’s a CSI episode. 
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You end up with a dozen items that aren’t heavy, but they’re shaped in a way that won’t fit in any of your boxes. Now you have to load up each individual item in your car so it doesn’t get broken in the moving van. Somehow that lamp will still get broken.
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You started out labeling every box with the room and contents clearly marked on each one. At some point you decided that wasn’t necessary so half the boxes are filled with spoons, toilet paper, Christmas lights, and your sibling’s yearbooks.
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Every time you feel like you’re making any progress unpacking you realize you’ve now filled up an entire room with empty boxes and trash day isn’t for a week so now you’re stuck with a hobo’s duplex in your guest bedroom.
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What may be the worst job of all is hanging all your picture frames and trying to make sure they’re level. Then you realize most of your frames don’t have that little wire on the back so this is about to be the most miserable experience of your life.
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Best of all, if you’re moving to another apartment you’re probably going to get to do this whole thing over again in a year or two. Hooray! Hell is real
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When you moved into your old apartment it wasn’t the cleanest and the previous tenants got their deposit back in full. For some reason when you move out your landlord decides to inspect it like it’s a CSI episode. 
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You end up with a dozen items that aren’t heavy, but they’re shaped in a way that won’t fit in any of your boxes. Now you have to load up each individual item in your car so it doesn’t get broken in the moving van. Somehow that lamp will still get broken.
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You started out labeling every box with the room and contents clearly marked on each one. At some point you decided that wasn’t necessary so half the boxes are filled with spoons, toilet paper, Christmas lights, and your sibling’s yearbooks.
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Every time you feel like you’re making any progress unpacking you realize you’ve now filled up an entire room with empty boxes and trash day isn’t for a week so now you’re stuck with a hobo’s duplex in your guest bedroom.
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What may be the worst job of all is hanging all your picture frames and trying to make sure they’re level. Then you realize most of your frames don’t have that little wire on the back so this is about to be the most miserable experience of your life.
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Best of all, if you’re moving to another apartment you’re probably going to get to do this whole thing over again in a year or two. Hooray! Hell is real
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